Homer races back down the tree, breaking a large tree branch and chasing to save Marge, pinning the wolverine against their shelter with the branch.
Marge rushes to Homer’s aid, luring it towards her as she holds a makeshift hammer Homer fashioned from the broken head of a cupid statue and a stick. Homer lures the wolverine out of their shelter to save Marge, climbing a tree and being pursued by it.
Red eyes watch their shelter from the woods. Home keeps adding broken old TVs to the fire as kindling. That night, Marge worries that they will never be found. They get to work collecting items around them, fashioning clothes out of curtains and rugs and creating a shelter out of TVs, mattresses, and a giant clamshell headboard for a door. They find a champagne-glass tub and flip it over on top of the heart-shaped tub to keep the fire going without wind interference. Homer finds a cigarette machine (brands include “Bronchial Burn,” “Cougin’ Nails,” and “Prescripto 100 – Doctor Recommended”) and gets a matchbook out of it, starting a fire in the heart-shaped tub. Pulling back the brush, they discover that they’re standing in the ruins of a Honeymoon Mountain resort, the area littered with items.
#Homer marg full#
Naked, Homer and Marge walk towards the red thing and find a heart-shaped hot tub full of leaves in the middle of the woods. “Oh no, this is worse than ‘Nude and Screwed’ season 6 when howler monkeys got out and bit Jerry’s pixelated area,” Homer complains. They go to collect their clothes and the branch breaks, their garments instantly turning to ash over the fire. All she sees is wilderness, except for a spot of red in the distance that looks manmade. Homer helps Marge climb a tree to see if there’s anything around. Naked, their bodies become pixelated over their privates (Homer’s nipples are pixelated, too).
Now that a fire is going, Marge suggests they take off their wet clothes and hang them from a tree branch above it so they will dry. He does it by cracking his waterlogged cellphone and when Marge asks where he learned that, he confesses to never taking care of the recall letters that were sent for their phones, this being the known defect. The ice cracks and they go sailing down, climbing on top of the car and jumping to rocks, hoisting themselves out of the frozen water in the middle of the wilderness.ĭrawing inspiration from reality survival shows they talked about watching earlier in the episode, Marge tells Homer they need to make a fire. They realize that the trip will be miserable and decide to turn around, but their car spins out, breaks through a guard rail, and lands on a frozen river. All of the activities also happen at sunrise, which Homer refuses to get up for. On their drive to Honeymoon Mountain, Marge reads the brochure for The Saffron Togetherness Center out loud, telling Homer that there’s no TV, phones aren’t allowed, and the menu is keto-based. Their hands tied, they reluctantly commit to going on a couple’s retreat. Marge and Homer each make excuses for why they haven’t gone yet, lying and saying they’d like to go if the other is free. She pulls out a certificate that they won at a school raffle for a romantic trip to The Saffron Togetherness Center on Honeymoon Mountain, which expires soon. Lisa stars the intervention, pointing out that there are nine throw pillows for two people and telling her parents that their love life is in a rut. Bart and Lisa pull in folding chairs and turn off the TV, sitting facing their parents. Homer and Marge sit on the couch, which is covered in throw blankets. Bart is still not convinced that he should care until Lisa paints a picture of a future in which Bart has a date and Marge and Homer call for him to bring her inside, visualizing his date being grossed outs by a vision of Marge and Homer being slobbish on the couch. Marge tells Homer to hold still as she tosses one of Maggie’s dirty diapers into the trash bin. Lisa tells Bart that she’s worried about their parents’ relationship, saying “They’re nothing like the couples in movies or prescription drug commercials.” She drags Bart downstairs to show him how their parents are spending a Sunday night, finding Marge on the floor in homemade kneepads spraying a bug deterrent (Ant-Pocalypse Now) while Homer changes lightbulbs on the chandelier above the kitchen table, a trash can strapped around his waist to catch his taco drippings as he eats.
Lisa goes upstairs to lament to Bart, interrupting his VR video game with Millhouse, who we hear getting clobbered when Bart stops playing.
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